The Aristocats quotes

View Quote Berlioz: But he had a mouth like a "hippolotamus"!

View Quote Duchess: "Swinger"? What is a "swinger"?

View Quote Marie: Ladies do NOT start fights, but they can finish them!

View Quote Duchess: Why, Mr. O'malley, you are amazing.
O'Malley: True. true.
Milkman: [After noticing the cats in his rearview mirror, much to his shock] SAPRISTI! [cats screech after the milkman stops too fast] SACREBLEU! [as the cats run out of the milkman's truck] THIEVES! ROBBERS! MANGY TRAMPS! TAKE THAT! AND THAT!

View Quote Edgar: [sings as he puts sleeping pills in the cat's cream]
Rock-a-bye kitties. Bye-bye you go. [looks at the instructions on the bottle, then casually throws in more pills]
La la la la, and I'm in the dough!
Oh, Edgar, you sly old fox!
[hums as he finishes the cream]

View Quote Lafayette: I still say it was a li'l old cricket bug.
Napoleon: I'm the leader! I'll decide what it was! [pause] It was a li'l old cricket bug.

View Quote Lafeyette: D-D-D-D-Did y' see him?
Napoleon: No, no, he sneaked up behind me and tailgated me.
Lafeyette: Well he didn't hurt me; he hit me on the head!

View Quote Napoleon: It's a one-wheeled....
Lafeyette: A one-wheeled what?
Napoleon: You're not gonna believe this, but it's a one-wheeled haystack! And there it goes!

View Quote Napoleon: Now you go for the tires, and I'll go right for the seat of the problem.
Lafayette: Now, how come you always get the tender part? [He stumbles on his own ear]
Napoleon: Because I outrank you, that's why. Now stop beating your gums and sound the attack!
[Lafayette barks several times]
Napoleon: No, that's mess call!
Lafeyette: Ha ha, makin' a mess of it huh?
Napoleon: YOU can be REPLACED, you know.

View Quote O'Malley: One magic carpet coming up.
Duchess: That's a magic carpet?
[O'Malley jumps on the hood of the milk truck and screeches]
Milkman: SACREBLEU!
O'Malley: [Screeches as the milkman stops his truck]
Milkman: SAPRISTI! Stupid cat! Brainless lunatic! [starts his truck]

View Quote O'Malley: Ya know something? I like Uncle Waldo.
Duchess: Especially when he's marinated.

View Quote [As the kittens try to get through their pet door]
Berlioz: Wait for me! Wait for me!
Marie: Me first! Me first!
Toulouse: Why should you be first?
Marie: 'Cause I'm a lady. That's why.
Toulouse: [scoffs] You're not a lady.
Berlioz: [grabs Marie's tail] You're nothin' but a sister!
Marie: I'll show you if I'm a lady or not.

View Quote [Duchess and her kittens are trapped]
Toulouse: I told you it was Edgar.
Berlioz: Aw, shut up, Toulouse!

View Quote [last lines]
Lafayette: Hey, Napoleon. This looks like the end.
Napoleon: Wait a minute. I'm the leader. I'll say when it's the end.
[the words "The End" hit him on the head]
Napoleon: It's the end.

View Quote [Roquefort arrives in the alley where Scat Cat and his gang hang out; Scat Cat snatches him and holds him up.]
Scat Cat: What's a little swinger like you doin' on our side of town?
Roquefort: Oh, please, I was sent here for help! By a cat!
Scat Cat: Why this is outrageous! It's crazy!
Roquefort: Honest! He told me just to mention his name!
Billy Boss: So? Start mentioning names, rodent!
Roquefort: Oh, now, wait a minute. D-don't rush me. His name is- O'Toole.
Scat Cat: I don't dig him. Strike one.
Roquefort: O... O'Brien!
Scat Cat: Strike two.
Roquefort: Oh, boy. You believe me, don't you?
Hit Cat: Keep talkin', Mousy.
Roquefort: How about... O... Grady?
Scat Cat: Mousy, you just struck out. Any last words?
Roquefort: Oh, why did I listen to that O'Malley cat?!