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Colonel Kitchener: It's Inspector Fix! My goodness! He made it round the world before Fogg!
Inspector Fix: [with a battle-weary voice] I came back from India the short way, you ninny!
Lord Kelvin: I take it you don't have Phileas Fogg in that valise?
[Inspector Fix looks in his bag, then shakes his head]
Lord Kelvin: A little Jade Buddha, perhaps?
[throws Inspector Fix out of the window with his luggage.]


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