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Goldmember quotes

View Quote I love g-o-o-o-ld! The look of it! The shmell of it! The tashte of it! The texture!
View Quote Hey, everybody! I'm from Holland! Isn't that veird?
View Quote [After key is lost] Luckily I keep a shpare.
View Quote Look everyone! My vinky vas a key!
View Quote Shmoke and a pancake? You know, flapjack and a shigarette? No, alright. Cigar and a waffle? No? Pipe and a crepe? Bong and a blintz?
View Quote [Pulling a piece of skin off himself] Oh yesh, yesh, yesh, thish is a keeper!
View Quote May I preshent to you, the very sexual, the very toit, Austin Power's fahza!
View Quote I must shay, you look toit. Toit, like a tiger. I can tell by your toit pantsh.
View Quote And that'sh the vay, uh-huh, uh-huh, I like it! [mutters] KC and the Sunshine Band.
View Quote And that, for you, ish bad newsh bearsh! [mutters] Walter Matthau.
View Quote [to Dr.Evil] Yesh! Yesh! You look like a macho man! [mutters] Village People.
View Quote [last words]Fahza, Fahza, Fahza, Fazha, Fazha can you hear me... Fazha, Fazha!!
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