Johnson: Sir? Dr. Evil is not bluffing. One of our satellites is falling out of orbit. World Leader: Which one? Johnson: It's the one that looks like a pair of-- [cut to fruit stand] Woman: Melons! Big juicy melons! [holds them in front of her breasts.] Man: Are they nice and firm? Woman: Well, what do you think? Man: [pointing to the sky] Look at that! It looks like a set of giant-- [cut to football game. 4 men are cheering with the letters "T","I","T" and "S" painted on their chests.] Man with second T: A, and N, you're late! [two men with the letters "A" and "N" arrive, forming "TITANS."] "A" Man: How we doing, man? Men: Yeah! Go, Titans! Yeah! "A" Man: Check it out! Those remind me of-- [film pauses] Ozzy Osbourne: Boobs! Sharon Osbourne: Boobs, Ozzy? Ozzy Osbourne: These filmmakers are just f[bleep]ing boobs! Kelly Osbourne: What do you mean, Dad? Ozzy Osbourne: Well, their using the same f[bleep]ing jokes as they did in the last Austin Powers movie. Sharon Osbourne: What f[bleep]ing joke? Jack Osbourne: You know, the f[bleep]ing joke about the long, smooth rocket that looks like some guy's-- [back to World Organization] World Leader: Johnson? Johnson: Yes sir? World Leader: Any sign of that satellite? Johnson: No sir. It's gone.

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