Goldmember: Would you like a smoke and a pancake?
Austin: ... What?
Goldmember: A smoke and a pancake. You know, a flapjack and a cigarette? No?
Austin: [shakes head]
Goldmember: Cigar and a waffle? No?
Austin: [shakes head]
Goldmember: Pipe and a crepe? No?
Austin: [shakes head]
Goldmember: Bong and a blintz?
Austin and Nigel: No.
Goldmember: Well, then there ish no pleashing you.
Austin: That's not right.
Austin: ... What?
Goldmember: A smoke and a pancake. You know, a flapjack and a cigarette? No?
Austin: [shakes head]
Goldmember: Cigar and a waffle? No?
Austin: [shakes head]
Goldmember: Pipe and a crepe? No?
Austin: [shakes head]
Goldmember: Bong and a blintz?
Austin and Nigel: No.
Goldmember: Well, then there ish no pleashing you.
Austin: That's not right.
Goldmember : Would you like a smoke and a pancake?
Austin : ... What?
Goldmember : A smoke and a pancake. You know, a flapjack and a cigarette? No?
Austin : [shakes head]
Goldmember : Cigar and a waffle? No?
Austin : [shakes head]
Goldmember : Pipe and a crepe? No?
Austin : [shakes head]
Goldmember : Bong and a blintz?
Austin and Nigel : No.
Goldmember : Well, then there ish no pleashing you.
Austin : That's not right.
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