Austin Powers quotes
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My God, Vanessa's got a fantastic body... and I bet she shags like a minx. How do I tell her that, because of the unfreezing process, I have no inner-monologue? [beat] I hope I didn't say that out loud just now.
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Allow myself to introduce... myself. My name is Richie Cunningham and this is my wife, Oprah.
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Austin Powers... Danger's my middle name.
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Groovy, baby!
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Let me ask you a question, and be honest — do I make you randy, baby?!
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Yeah, baby, yeah!
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Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?
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How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? You know, top and tails... whore's bath? Personally before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a how's-your-father!
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Jimi Hendrix, deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin, deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass, deceased, ham sandwich.
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I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working. [taps crotch] Hello? Are you awake?
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That ain't no woman! It's a man, man!
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Well, no offense, but if that is a woman, it looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick!
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[about Alotta ****ina] She's the village bicycle! Everybody's had a ride.
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[Filling out a form] Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes, please!
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[Entering the Electric Psychedelic Pussycat Swingers' Club] This is my happening and it freaks me out!
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Au contraire, baby, you can't resist me.
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That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!
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Do I make you horny? Do I make you randy, baby, yeah, do I?
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[to Vanessa] I think you're shagedelic, baby! You're switched on! You're smashing! You're a bit of alright!
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It's freedom, baby, yeah!
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Smashing, baby!
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[Vanessa catches Austin in his underwear] Wait, Vanessa, I can explain. You see, I was looking for Dr. Evil when the Fembots came out and smoke started coming out of their jumblies. So I started to work my mojo, to counter their mojo; we got cross-mojulation, and their heads started exploding, that thing, and then I'm in my knickers here and... [exhales]
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Pardon me for being rude. It was not me, it was my food. It just popped up to say hello, and now it's gone back down below.
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It's time to swing, baby.
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[Austin tries to resist to Fembots] Baseball, cold showers, baseball, cold showers. [One of the fembots stands over him and opens her legs] Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!
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[Austin Powers sees a man sitting in the corner of the restroom] Excuse me, but you didn't happen to see... [Austin looks at the man and sees that he is blind] ...anything at all.
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[Austin is being choked out by Random Task; Vanessa tosses him the penis pump] Honestly...it's not mine...!
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[After watching an informational video to catch up with the times] And I can't believe Liberace was gay. I mean, women loved him! I didn't see that one coming, no!