Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me quotes

52 total quotes

Austin Powers
Deleted Scenes
Doctor Evil
Fat Bastard

View Quote [To Mini-Me] Come here! I'm bigger than you, I'm higher in the food chain! Get in my belly!

View Quote [to Scott] You're quasi-evil. You're semi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.

View Quote Crikey! I've lost my mojo!

View Quote Dr Evil, I'll make you a deal. You keep your mojo, you keep your money, but I get your baby. (Licks lips)

View Quote Fire the laser!

View Quote First things first. Where's your shitter?! I've got a turtle head poking out!

View Quote Get in my belly!

View Quote Hey! In Like Flint! That's my favorite movie.

View Quote I can't believe Vanessa, my bride, my one true love, the woman who taught me the beauty of monogamy, was a fembot... all along. Wait a tick. That means I'm single again! Oh, behave! (laughs and claps with the fembot hand, then throws it away) YEAH!

View Quote I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs... Chili-i-i-i-i's Baby back ribs.

View Quote I've turned the moon into what I like to call a "Death Star".

View Quote Mini-Me, are you hungry? Something to eat? Not even a Hot Pocket? An Eggo?

View Quote Mini-Me, stop humping the laser! Honest to God, why don't you and the giant laser get a fricking room, for Christ's sake?

View Quote Mini-Me, you complete me.

View Quote Mission Control, the swinger has landed.