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[At the party, a World War II veteran pesters Thor for some of his Asgardian mead]
Veteran 1: I gotta have me some of that!
Thor: Oho, no-no-no. See this, this was aged for a thousand years in barrels made from the wreck of Gronhill's fleet. It is not meant for mortal men.
Veteran 2: Neither was Omaha Beach, blondie. Stop trying to scare us. Come on.
Thor: All right. [Pours a shot of mead]
[Cut to the veteran being carried out of the apartment, impressively drunk]
Veteran 2: [Slurring] Excelsior...


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