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Ferdinand: Humans eat ducks?
Babe: [gasping] I beg your pardon?
Ferdinand: Ah, most ducks would like to forget it, but the fact is that humans like to eat plump, attractive ducks.
Babe: Ohhh, I don't think so. Not the Boss, not the Boss's wife.
Ferdinand: Oh, come on. Duchess, the Hoggetts' cat? Why?
Babe: Well, they're…
Ferdinand: They're indispensable—they Fly's puppies? You eat chickens—why? They make eggs with the chickens and the hens and wake everyone up in the morning.
Babe: Right…
Ferdinand: I'm tired to with the chickens and hens; it didn't work. So I turned to quacking, and hello? I discover my gift! But no sooner do I become indispensable than they bring in a machine to do the job! Ohhhh-oh-oh, the treachery of it?—the mechanical roosters?
Babe: Oh dear me…
Ferdinand: Oh dear you?! [sighs/quacks] I suppose the life of an anorexic duck doesn't amount to much in the broad scheme of things. But, pig, I'm all I've got!
Babe: Um…why do you need me to to do it?
Ferdinand: [sighs/quacks] I'm allergic to Duchess.
Babe: Oh.
Ferdinand: They make me sneeze.
Babe: Oh. Don't worry, I won't sleep to Duchess.


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