Thornton Melon quotes
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I don't know. I can't figure women out. Today, they're... independent. They only think about themselves. Why, during sex, Vanessa - she used to scream out her own name!
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Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes.
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Don't mind Lou - he's only the second generation in his family to stand up straight.
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Please, try to understand. I don't have the background for this. I mean, the high school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity, he threw the teacher out the window!
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With the shape I'm in you could donate my body to science fiction.