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[Marcus walks in to the car shop to see Jojo, the tire man, assessing security]
Marcus Burnett: Jojo~! [Jojo sees Marcus and immediately takes off, pursued by Marcus] Aw, don't make this hard, Jo!
[Jojo runs into an alley only to be tackled from the side by Mike Lowrey]
Mike Lowrey: Nice running into you, Jojo.
Marcus Burnett: Always making it hard on your self, Jojo.
[Meanwhile outside, in an undercover vehicle, Julie Mott is sitting by herself with her hand cuffed to the steering wheel]
Julie Mott: [Talking to herself] Gee, Julie, what have you been up to the last couple days? Nothing. Just hanging out, handcuffed to steering wheels...
[Inside of the car shop...]
Marcus Burnett: We're looking for someone who can step on a shit load of heroin. Do it real fast, real well. We're looking for a real pro.
Jojo: I told you already, I'm in the rubber business now.
Marcus Burnett: Jojo...we're not playing, man.
Jojo: I'm telling you, I'm straight, man. I'm straight like a board, like an arrow. I'm so straight right now, I'm sick.
Marcus Burnett: It's a lot of dope. Who could cut it real quick?
Jojo: "Cut it"? You mean, cut it up? I don't know nothing about it.
Mike Lowrey: [Muttering] I'm so sick of this bullshit.
[Mike grabs Jojo and shoves him under the hood of a car while brandishing a pistol on the back of his head]
Mike Lowrey: What's up, Jo?
Jojo: You're pulling a gun on me? You guys are cops! I can't believe this! I should turn you in to Hard Copy! Put your ass on the TV set!
Marcus Burnett: What are you doing?
Mike Lowrey: I got this! Jojo...[****s his weapon] I got fifteen bullets in this gun.
Marcus Burnett: Mike!
Mike Lowrey: I swear, if you don't start talking to me, I'm gonna fill your lying ass full of hot shit. Now, what's up?
Marcus Burnett: Mike, he's a former ganja-smoking ****er. He ain't worth it, for ****'s sake—!
Mike Lowrey: [Draws out a second pistol, pointing to Marcus] Do you want some? I'll bust your ass too!
Marcus Burnett: So sad. [To Jojo] You're on your own, Jojo. [Walks off]
Mike Lowrey: [Sticks his second gun behind Jojo] What's up, Jo?
Marcus Burnett: [Walks back in] I'm telling you like this. You splatter his ass, he's no good to us! [Walks off to a side alley] **** that. I'm not going down over this shit! I'm not going down, for you to be killing Jojo, the tire man! I don't want no brain fragments on me! That shit gets in your clothes, and it stanks! **** that!
Jojo: Okay! I'll tell you what I know.
[Mike throws Jojo up against the wall with his gun pointed underneath Jojo's chin]
Jojo: I don't know everything. I only know a little bit.
Marcus Burnett: Tell him something, Jo—!
Jojo: [Holds three fingers up] It's three guys. They got a laboratory—
[Mike points his second gun at Jojo's head as Jojo lowers his fingers to two]
Jojo: No...no, it's two guys. One guy died in a plane crash last year. It was ****ed up, I mean—
Marcus Burnett: There should be more! ****, man!
[Mike ****s his second weapon as Jojo lowers his fingers to one]
Jojo: It's one guy, really. It's only one guy.
Mike Lowrey: Don't **** with me—
Jojo: One main guy. This guy's an Einstein—mother****ing genius college boy. Egghead mother****er. He got four eyes and glasses. He-got-a-rich-mama-and-daddy-who-live-out-in-Coconut-Grove.
Marcus Burnett: Where!? Tell him again, Jojo! I don't want you to get hurt!
Jojo: I'll tell you where he's at.
[Marcus falls silent and listens in]
Mike Lowrey: You would do that for us?
Jojo: Yeah, I want to help you guys. You stick that gun down. I got the address in the, uh...office...
Mike Lowrey: [Lowers his weapon] Thanks a lot, Jojo. You go grab that.
Jojo: Cool.
Mike Lowrey: You can go ahead.
Jojo: Now?
Mike Lowrey: Yeah, now is good. Now is real good.
Jojo: Yeah...This is on me too. You guys pick out some whitewalls as a little gift from me to you. [Walks off]
Marcus Burnett: [Snickers at Mike] You made me think you was gonna shoot me for a minute.
Mike Lowrey: [Holstering his weapon] I was.

[Marcus walks in to the car shop to see Jojo, the tire man, assessing security] Marcus Burnett : Jojo~! [Jojo sees Marcus and immediately takes off, pursued by Marcus] Aw, don't make this hard, Jo! [Jojo runs into an alley only to be tackled from the side by Mike Lowrey] Mike Lowrey : Nice running into you, Jojo. Marcus Burnett : Always making it hard on your self, Jojo. [Meanwhile outside, in an undercover vehicle, Julie Mott is sitting by herself with her hand cuffed to the steering wheel] Julie Mott : [Talking to herself] Gee, Julie, what have you been up to the last couple days? Nothing. Just hanging out, handcuffed to steering wheels... [Inside of the car shop...] Marcus Burnett : We're looking for someone who can step on a shit load of heroin. Do it real fast, real well. We're looking for a real pro. Jojo : I told you already, I'm in the rubber business now. Marcus Burnett : Jojo...we're not playing, man. Jojo : I'm telling you, I'm straight, man. I'm straight like a board, like an arrow. I'm so straight right now, I'm sick. Marcus Burnett : It's a lot of dope. Who could cut it real quick? Jojo : "Cut it"? You mean, cut it up? I don't know nothing about it. Mike Lowrey : [Muttering] I'm so sick of this bullshit. [Mike grabs Jojo and shoves him under the hood of a car while brandishing a pistol on the back of his head] Mike Lowrey : What's up, Jo? Jojo : You're pulling a gun on me? You guys are cops! I can't believe this! I should turn you in to Hard Copy ! Put your ass on the TV set! Marcus Burnett : What are you doing? Mike Lowrey : I got this! Jojo... [****s his weapon] I got fifteen bullets in this gun. Marcus Burnett : Mike! Mike Lowrey : I swear, if you don't start talking to me, I'm gonna fill your lying ass full of hot shit. Now, what's up? Marcus Burnett : Mike, he's a former ganja-smoking ****er. He ain't worth it, for ****'s sake—! Mike Lowrey : [Draws out a second pistol, pointing to Marcus] Do you want some? I'll bust your ass too! Marcus Burnett : So sad. [To Jojo] You're on your own, Jojo. [Walks off] Mike Lowrey : [Sticks his second gun behind Jojo] What's up, Jo? Marcus Burnett : [Walks back in] I'm telling you like this. You splatter his ass, he's no good to us! [Walks off to a side alley] **** that. I'm not going down over this shit! I'm not going down, for you to be killing Jojo, the tire man! I don't want no brain fragments on me! That shit gets in your clothes, and it stanks ! **** that! Jojo : Okay! I'll tell you what I know. [Mike throws Jojo up against the wall with his gun pointed underneath Jojo's chin] Jojo : I don't know everything. I only know a little bit. Marcus Burnett : Tell him something, Jo—! Jojo : [Holds three fingers up] It's three guys. They got a laboratory— [Mike points his second gun at Jojo's head as Jojo lowers his fingers to two] Jojo : No...no, it's two guys. One guy died in a plane crash last year. It was ****ed up, I mean— Marcus Burnett : There should be more! ****, man! [Mike ****s his second weapon as Jojo lowers his fingers to one] Jojo : It's one guy, really. It's only one guy. Mike Lowrey : Don't **** with me— Jojo : One main guy. This guy's an Einstein —mother****ing genius college boy. Egghead mother****er. He got four eyes and glasses. He-got-a-rich-mama-and-daddy-who-live-out-in-Coconut-Grove. Marcus Burnett : Where!? Tell him again, Jojo! I don't want you to get hurt! Jojo : I'll tell you where he's at. [Marcus falls silent and listens in] Mike Lowrey : You would do that for us? Jojo : Yeah, I want to help you guys. You stick that gun down. I got the address in the, uh...office... Mike Lowrey : [Lowers his weapon] Thanks a lot, Jojo. You go grab that. Jojo : Cool. Mike Lowrey : You can go ahead. Jojo : Now? Mike Lowrey : Yeah, now is good. Now is real good. Jojo : Yeah...This is on me too. You guys pick out some whitewalls as a little gift from me to you. [Walks off] Marcus Burnett : [Snickers at Mike] You made me think you was gonna shoot me for a minute. Mike Lowrey : [Holstering his weapon] I was.