Willie quotes
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I said, "Next," goddamn it! This is not the DMV!
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I'm not your ****ing Da-Da.
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Willie: It's Christmas and the kid's gettin' his ****in' present.
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OW! Watch the toenails, kid. Shit!
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Things are ****ed up at the North Pole. Mrs. Claus caught me ****ing her sister, now I'm out on my ass.
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I'm an eating drinking shiting ****ing Santa Clause.
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Kid: Should I fix you some sandwiches?
Willie: I don't want any ****ing sandwiches. What is it with you and fixin' ****ing sandwiches?
Willie: I don't want any ****ing sandwiches. What is it with you and fixin' ****ing sandwiches?
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Hindustani Troublemaker: I am not gay!
Willie: What the hell, buddy?
Hindustani Troublemaker: Buddy? I said I am not gay!
Willie: Are you off your ****ing meds or something?
Hindustani Troublemaker: Yes. But that isn't what this is about. You're as **** as a ten dollar bill.
Willie: Let me tell you something, mother****er. My brother lost a goddamn arm fighting you ****ers in Vietnam. So I want you to look at me. I want you to look at my face one last ****ing time. This is the last thing you're ever gonna see before I...
Hindustani Troublemaker: [grabs Willie and pins him against the car] Elf ****er! Mother****er. Elf ****er! Who's the bitch now, Santy Claus? ****gy Claus! ****gy...
Kid: Leave Santa alone!
Hindustani Troublemaker: Little boy, don't interfere. I am doing this for all of us.
Kid: Leave Santa alone!
Hindustani Troublemaker: [Willie pulls free. Hindustani Troublemaker turns to leave] Ass clown.
Willie: What the hell, buddy?
Hindustani Troublemaker: Buddy? I said I am not gay!
Willie: Are you off your ****ing meds or something?
Hindustani Troublemaker: Yes. But that isn't what this is about. You're as **** as a ten dollar bill.
Willie: Let me tell you something, mother****er. My brother lost a goddamn arm fighting you ****ers in Vietnam. So I want you to look at me. I want you to look at my face one last ****ing time. This is the last thing you're ever gonna see before I...
Hindustani Troublemaker: [grabs Willie and pins him against the car] Elf ****er! Mother****er. Elf ****er! Who's the bitch now, Santy Claus? ****gy Claus! ****gy...
Kid: Leave Santa alone!
Hindustani Troublemaker: Little boy, don't interfere. I am doing this for all of us.
Kid: Leave Santa alone!
Hindustani Troublemaker: [Willie pulls free. Hindustani Troublemaker turns to leave] Ass clown.