Derek quotes
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Stick all the bits of brain in a plastic bag, Barry.
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Suck my spinning steel, shithead!
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I'm a Derek and Dereks don't run!
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Stay where you are then, and I'll give you an eye witness description of this, intergalactic wanker!
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The headshot's the only true stopper.
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What are you dirty hooers doing on my planet?
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Well this sure has buggered your plans for conquering the world, eh? Hehe... my friend, the astro-bastard, time for talkies. By the time my colleagues get here I want to have you babbling in some extra-terrestrial language!
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Eat lead sucker!
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I'm coming to get you bas****. [laughs in a mad way]
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I'm born again!