Batman (1989) quotes

78 total quotes

Batman/Bruce Wayne
Jack Napier
Multiple Characters
The Joker

View Quote Nic: Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man! Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man!!
Batman: I'm not gonna kill you. I'd like you to do me a favor. I'd like you to tell all your friends about me.
Nic: What are you?!
Batman: I'm Batman.

View Quote Vicki Vale: What do you want?
The Joker: My face on the one dollar bill.
Vicki Vale: You must be joking.
The Joker: Do I look like I'm joking?

View Quote Vicki Vale: What do you want?
The Joker: Oh, little song, little dance. Batman's head on a lance.

View Quote (Knox and Vicki have found Wayne's display room)
Alexander Knox: Remember: the more they have, the less they're worth.
Vicki Vale: Then he must be the most worthless guy in America.

View Quote [Knox, Wayne, and Vicki are looking at a strange suit of armor.]
Bruce Wayne: It's Japanese.
Alexander Knox: How do you know?
Bruce Wayne: Because I bought it in Japan.

View Quote [Vickie sits down while Bruce stands, nervous. He wants to tell her something, but he's not sure how to say it.]
Bruce Wayne: You know my life is really complex. You know how a normal person gets up... and goes downstairs and... eats breakfast... kisses somebody goodbye [Bruce stares off in the distance, but his arms move as if to kiss someone goodbye], and... goes to a job [he makes a pushing motion with his hands, as if someone going out a door], and... [hrmmph]... you know?
Vicki Vale: No.

View Quote [After Batman grabs him] Jesus!

View Quote [After Bob points a gun on Eckhardt] Better be sure?

View Quote [After Eckhardt tries to kill him] Eckhardt, think about the future! [Shoots him]

View Quote [after holding Vicki Vale while ascending, who says she weighs 108 pounds] You weigh a little more than 108.

View Quote [Confronting Joker] I made you, you made me first.

View Quote [During his first encounter with Batman] Nice outfit.

View Quote [moments before punching the Joker in the face] Excuse me. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

View Quote [Visiting Vicki Vale's apartment] Nice place... lots of... space.