Batman (1989) quotes

78 total quotes

Batman/Bruce Wayne
Jack Napier
Multiple Characters
The Joker

View Quote I'm Batman.

View Quote I'm only laughing on the outside / My smile is just skin deep / If you could see inside I'm really crying / You might join me for a weep. [laughs]

View Quote Joker here. Now you fellas have said some pretty mean things. Some of which were true, under that fiend Boss Grissom. He was a thief, and a terrorist. On the other hand he had a tremendous singing voice. He's dead now, and he's left me in charge.

View Quote My balloons. Those are my balloons. He stole my balloons! Why didn't anyone tell me he had one of those... things? Bob, gun. [Bob hands him a gun, Joker shoots him] I'm gonna need a minute or two alone, boys.

View Quote Never rub another man's rhubarb!

View Quote New, improved Joker products with a new secret ingredient: Smiley.

View Quote Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.

View Quote Now, I can be theatrical, and maybe even a little rough - but one thing I am not, is a killer. I am an artist. I love a good party. So, truce. Commence au festival!

View Quote So, remember, put on a happy face!

View Quote Tell me something, my friend. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

View Quote That luscious tan, those ruby lips, and hair color so natural, only your undertaker knows for sure. I know what you're saying: where could I find these brand, new item? That's the gag. Chances are, you bought them already!

View Quote The pen...is truly mightier than the sword!

View Quote We've been ratted out, boys. Watch it.

View Quote Where does he get all those wonderful toys?

View Quote [" to Vicki"] Darling, I've gotta get you to the church on time.