Richard : Oh, God! Etienne : Putain de merde! Etienne : Well? Richard : Well, what? Etienne : How do we get down? Richard : How do we get down? How am I supposed to know? Do I have to decide everything now? Françoise : We'll jump. Etienne : ****! You wanted to be in command, Richard. Richard : I only took command, because you lost your nerve, French boy! Etienne : Yeah, and look where you've taken us ! [Large shot on the waterfall] Sten : We like fishing. Karl : Fishing, hehe. Sten : And in the winter we like skiing. Christo : Yeah! Sten : Of course, in Thailand there is no skiing. Richard : [voiceover] Our resident chef was known as Unhygienix. Unhygienix : Let's cook! Richard : [voiceover] On account of his obsession with soap. Unhygienix : Fish, fish, fish! [Scrubs hands and sniffs them] Unhygiegenix : Still I smell of fish! Françoise : What are you talking about? Richard : Just making conversation. Françoise : Do you have a girlfriend? Richard : Here? Françoise : Anywhere. Richard : No, why? Françoise : Just making conversation. Etienne : Oh ****! Richard! ****! Richard : What? Etienne : I saw a fin! Richard : What? Are you joking? Etienne : No, no. A fin! Richard : OK, a shark fin? Etienne : I don't know! Just a fin! Over there, about a hundred meters. Richard : Well, was it big? Etienne : Yes. Richard : Well, what the **** do you expect me to do about it? Etienne : Nothing! I just thought you should know! Richard : Well, to be honest, Etienne, I'd rather you hadn't told me! Etienne : I'm sorry! Richard : Well, it's a bit ****in' late now, isn't it?

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