Skeeter Bronson quotes
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[Reffering to Bugsy on his head] What the heck is on my head right now?
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[Skeeter sings to the staff] Barry had a Nottingham. Nottingham. Nottingham. Barry had a Nottingham whose beard was white as snow. [Skeeter stops singing] C'mon, give it up for the big man.
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Lucky my wallet only had three dollars, and my Derek Jeter baseball card!
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I'll have me win in the story, so I'll win for real. Do ya dig?
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[Barry Nottingham doesn't want to hug Skeeter because of germs] Let's get past that. OK. Oh, see? Look, your enjoying it. We're hugging, and nothing's happening.
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The Big Hotel Idea Story!
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Gotta babysit my niece and nephew tonight. Oh God. Got any advice for me?
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[talking on the phone from the next room] EMERGENCY! [enters the room] They don't have a TV.
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There are no happy endings in real life. The sooner you guys learn that, the better.
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[looking at Bugsy's (guinea pig) eyes] DAAAAAAAAAAH! Wow! Those would look big on a cow! Are those eyeballs or bowling balls? Need to keep my eyes off him, goodbye.