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Liberace: Now, Jack. I want to talk to you about doing some surgery on Scott here.
Scott: What?
Dr. Jack Startz: Fine. What would you like me to do as Scott?
Liberace: [holds up a portrait of himself] I want you to make Scott look like this. Can you do that?
Dr. Jack Startz: Oh, I see. Oh, yes. I think I can do what you want. He's gonna need a nose job and I'm going to have to restructure his cheek bones and his chin with silicone implants, but its not impossible. But first, we gotta slim him down. I have a terrific diet, the California diet, guaranteed loss fifteen pounds in four weeks.


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