Paula Paxton quotes
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Don't tell me. The offside rule is when the French mustard has to be between the teriyaki sauce and the sea salt.
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You know Jesminder, I cooked a lovely curry the other day.
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Jes? Is that ... Indian?
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Do you not realise that you have a daughter with breasts?
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All I'm saying is, there's a reason why Sporty Spice is the only one without a fella!
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Get your lesbian feet out of my shoes!