Best Laid Plans quotes

12 total quotes

Bryce
Lissa
Nick
Other

View Quote Bad Ass Dude: Boy, you got a funny idea about chivalry. When me and my lady go driving, she always rides up front with me.

View Quote Bad Ass Dude: What, you never ****ed a friend before?

View Quote Bryce: She's sixteen. I mean, what 21-year-old carries around a fake ID saying she's 16? The girl downstairs is 16. Sixteen! I mean, it doesn't matter if she said no. It doesn't matter if she screamed yes, and had a notary public certify it; she's underage! It's statutory! If she presses charges, I will go to jail!
Nick: So I guess a second date's out of the question, then, huh?

View Quote Nick: I love you.
Lissa: Why do you think I'm doing this?

View Quote Nick: I thought you were leaving.
Lissa: I thought I was too. Then I realized I didn't have any money.
Nick: [chuckles] Let's walk?
Lissa: Where?
Nick: Anywhere. Away from here.

View Quote Nick: I thought you'd be an older guy.
Bad Ass Dude: My profession don't promote career longevity. It's a young man's business.

View Quote Nick: We're ****ed.
Lissa: You're telling me.

View Quote Nick: You know, not everything in the world revolves around ****ing.
Bryce: No, just most things.

View Quote [Nick is reaching for the stolen note, which Lissa has hidden in her private parts] You could at least kiss me when you do that.

View Quote [to Nick] I've built up a certain tolerance for your ****-ups.

View Quote I only wanted to get laid, instead I'm getting ****ed.

View Quote We save her, we screw us, and vice versa. But think- who's worth saving here? Who's created this problem? Someone is gonna get hurt, Bryce. It's just a question of who.