Better Off Dead quotes
19 total quotesAl Myer
Charles de Mar
Lane Myer
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Joanne Greenwald... the girl with the antennae on her face?
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She only speaks French, Roy. She doesn't speak imbecile.
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This mountain is made entirely out of snow... Do you know what the street value of this mountain is?
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[why he can't pay the paper boy] Uh, my brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and my grandmother, she dropped acid and freaked out and hijaked a schoolbus full of...penguins.