The Big Lebowski quotes

101 total quotes

Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski
Multiple Characters
The Stranger
Walter Sobchak

View Quote No these are nihilists, Donny. Don't worry they're cowards.

View Quote **** sympathy. I don't need your ****in sympathy. I need my ****ing johnson!

View Quote [Responding to a rhetorical statement by Maude Lebowski about where the plot of the porno was going to lead] He fixes the cable?

View Quote The Dude: Uhhhh...I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.

View Quote The Dude: (With Brandt, encountering the young Mrs. Lebowski in a minimal bikini in a chaise overlooking the estate swimming pool) Ahhh, You're Bunny.

View Quote The Dude: [ignoring the phone] Thank you, Donny.

View Quote [admiring a picture of Jeffrey Lebowski] This is Lebowski..on the left there? So he's a crip-uh..handicap..guy?

View Quote You brought the ****ing Pomeranian bowling?

View Quote [in response to a thug holding a bowling ball and asking what it is] Obviously you're not a golfer

View Quote Nihilist #3: [Whilst making threatening moves toward the Dude] I **** you in the ass, I **** you in the ass, I **** you, I **** you, I **** you, I ****... [Is smacked in the back of the head and lower back with a boom box before he can do anything]

View Quote Those ****in' amateurs!

View Quote (Trying to find a comeback) Yeah, well, you know that's just, like uh ...your opinion, man.

View Quote Mind if I do a J?

View Quote My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off.

View Quote The Dude: Jesus.