Eliot Arnold quotes

View Quote [About Arthur] Arthur Herk. One of the few Floridians who was not confused when he voted for Pat Buchanan.

View Quote [About Puggy, who has just been paid five dollars for manual lifting and has found a 'home' in a tree] After only twenty-four hours in Miami, Puggy had already found more satisfactory employment and lived in a better neighbourhood than I did.

View Quote [After his son has just called him a loser] Okay, now it's my turn. Up yours, you little shithead. Okay, your turn.