Captain Logan: I spoke to your principal today, Ted. He said you're failing history.
Ted: Me and Bill-
Captain Logan: He also said that if you fail history, you flunk out of school. You know what that would mean, don't you, Ted?
Ted: That I would have to go to Oates Military Academy. Sir.
Captain Logan: I spoke to Colonel Oates this morning. He's anxious to meet you, Ted...
[back outside]
Ted: Dude, we gotta pass; otherwise, there's no more band.
Bill: Why?
Ted: My dad's sending me to military school.
Bill: Where?
Ted: Alaska...
Ted: Me and Bill-
Captain Logan: He also said that if you fail history, you flunk out of school. You know what that would mean, don't you, Ted?
Ted: That I would have to go to Oates Military Academy. Sir.
Captain Logan: I spoke to Colonel Oates this morning. He's anxious to meet you, Ted...
[back outside]
Ted: Dude, we gotta pass; otherwise, there's no more band.
Bill: Why?
Ted: My dad's sending me to military school.
Bill: Where?
Ted: Alaska...
Captain Logan : I spoke to your principal today, Ted. He said you're failing history.
Ted : Me and Bill-
Captain Logan : He also said that if you fail history, you flunk out of school. You know what that would mean, don't you, Ted?
Ted : That I would have to go to Oates Military Academy. Sir.
Captain Logan : I spoke to Colonel Oates this morning. He's anxious to meet you, Ted...
[back outside]
Ted : Dude, we gotta pass; otherwise, there's no more band.
Bill : Why?
Ted : My dad's sending me to military school.
Bill : Where?
Ted : Alaska...
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