Blade II quotes

View Quote Scud: [Hands Blade a cigarrette] Need a toke of the smoke, B?
Blade: Later.

View Quote Scud: How ya doin' up there, W?
Whistler: Walkin' on sunshine, Toad-boy.

View Quote Scud: Maybe I can make some sort of UV flash-bang grenade or something.
Whistler: Been tried already.
Scud: Yeah, but you didn't have the Scudster working on it then, now did ya?

View Quote Scud: So B-man, what do you think?
Blade: Sounds like a plan.
Whistler: What do you really think?
Blade: They're gonna **** us the first chance they get.
Scud: So, we ain't gonna do this, right?
Blade: We'll play along for now. They'll take us in deeper than we've ever been. To show us how their world really ticks.
Whistler: I've had enough of their world. They're shitting bricks just because they're no longer on the top of the damn food chain.

View Quote Scud: What the ****'s your problem, poppy?
Whistler: My problem is I've been sucking blood clots for two years. I get out to find some jerkoff ****ing with my life's work.
Scud: We jeopardized our whole operation to save your ****ered old ass.
Whistler: Our operation?
Scud: Yeah.
Whistler: Our operation? I built this operation, you ass-wipe!

View Quote Scud: What's so funny?
Nyssa: They tell stories about Blade as the bogeyman. Frankly, I'm disappointed.
Scud: You hear that, B? She's disappointed.
Nyssa: He agreed to come along so easily.
Scud: Come on, B, show her. Pretty please?
Blade: [Opens his coat to reveal several rows of tubes strapped to the inside of it] Semtex.
Scud: Enough explosives to level a city block. You still disappointed?

View Quote Whistler: Let's go.
Chupa: You won't pass for one of us.
Whistler:Like I give a shit.
Blade: No. He's right. Why don't you post up on the roof over there? Cover our backs.
Whistler: So the Bloodpack's calling the shots now, huh? Great. [Walks away]
Reinhardt: Better curb that dog of yours or we'll do it for you.
Blade: [Almost activates the explosive] Keep pushing, asshole.

View Quote Whistler: Someone's been keeping tabs on us from inside.
Blade: Where are we?
Whistler: Some kind of chamber deep in their lair.
Scud: They smashed up everything. The workshop, all of it.
Whistler: They've been lying to us from day 1. The Reaper virus didn't evolve. It was designed.
Blade: What?
Whistler: Designed. Nomak told me. I saw him back in the tunnel. He let me live.
Eli Damaskinos: Did he? How generous of him. I brought you here to see the fruits of our labor. [A large canister opens next to him, revealing hundreds of vampire fetuses] For years, I've struggled to rid our kind of any hereditary weaknesses. And so... [Takes one of the fetuses] recombining DNA was simply the next logical step. Nomak was the first, a failure. But, in time, there will be a new, pure race, begotten from my own flesh, immune to silver, soon even sunlight.
Whistler: I got a question for you, you lying son of a bitch. You want to explain how Nomak got ahold of this ring? [Tosses a ring in front of him]
[Nyssa picks up the ring, then looks at Damaskinos]
Eli Damaskinos: I would have thought that was obvious by this point. I gave it to him, of course. A gift from father... to son.
[Nyssa, disgusted, leaves, followed by Damaskinos and Kounen]

View Quote Whistler: [Entering the vampire lair to negotiate with them] You sure about this?
Blade: Well, if I'm not... [Pats his coat, which is filled with explosives]

View Quote Whistler: Better wear your sunblock, Buttercup.
Chupa: Listen, shit kicker! You're about one **** hair away from hillbilly heaven.
Whistler: I love it when you talk dirty.

View Quote [Blade has killed an entire legion of Damaskinos' security guards]
Reinhardt: Well...[Sets down his shotgun] like my daddy said right before he killed my mom, "If ya want somethin' done right, ya gotta do it yourself". [Unsheathes Blade's sword] He also said...
[Reinhardt attempts to kill Blade with his own sword, only for Blade to grab it]
Blade: Can you blush?
[Blade knocks the sword out of Reinhardt's hands, catches it in mid-air, then bisects him]

View Quote [Nyssa closes security doors, preventing Eli Damaskinos from escaping]
Nyssa: I changed the security code. We're locked in.
Eli Damaskinos: Are you INSANE?! He'll kill us both!
Nyssa: Yes. Isn't it sad... that you die not by the hand of your enemy, but by that of your own children?

View Quote [after being scolded for turning on the ultraviolet light] Yeah well some of us can't see in the dark ya ****in' nipple head, what am I supposed to do?

View Quote [After Scud asks about what Blade through about his betrayal] Two things: One, I've been onto you since they turned you. And two... [About the "dud" explosive Scud is holding] it's not a dud.

View Quote [after Scud has just been blown up by a bomb] I was just startin' to like him.