Bart quotes
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Uh sir, sir. He specifically requested two '****s'! Well, to tell a family secret--my grandmother was Dutch.
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A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is goin' to die!
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Well, don't just stand there looking stupid and holding your hands in pain. How 'bout a little (****s gun) applause for the Waco Kid? (Taggert and men clap)
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See, I knew you wasn't no Waco Kid. You was just pullin' my lariat!
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(taunting Klansmen) Hey, where all da white women at?
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Baby, please, I'm not from Havana!
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Well raise my rent! You are the Kid!
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(holding his gun to his head) Nobody moves or the **** gets it!
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Baby, you are so talented, and they are so DUMB!