Hedley Lamarr quotes

View Quote That's Hedley. [Repeated line - he is frequently confused with Hedy Lamarr by many characters]

View Quote [to himself] Maybe I could turn this thing into my advantage... if I could find a sheriff who so offends the citizens of Rock Ridge that his very appearance would drive them out of town. [To camera] But where would I find such a man? [pause]... Why am I asking you?

View Quote Where's my froggy?

View Quote Shut up, you Teutonic twat!!

View Quote You will merely be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost-certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.

View Quote Taxi! Drive me off of this picture!

View Quote [Last words - at the footprints of Douglas Fairbanks] How did he do such terrific stunts... with such little feet?!

View Quote I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, In**an agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, b***erers, b***whackers, h****wogglers, horse thieves, bull d***s, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists!