Bart : Excuse me while I whip this out... [People cringe back and a woman screams - he pulls out a letter - people sigh, almost sounding disappointed] Bart (continuing): By the power invested in me by the honorable William J. Le Petomane-- [People start ****ing guns and pointing them at Bart] Bart (continuing): I hereby assume the duties of sheriff in and for the township of Rockridge. Reverend : Gentlemen, gentlemen, let's not let anger rule the day! (waving Bible) As your spiritual leader, I implore you to pay heed to this good book and what it has to saaaayyy! [A hole is shot through the Bible; the Reverend turns to Bart] Reverend : Son, you're on your own. ( exit Reverend)

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