Elwood Blues quotes

View Quote We're on a mission from God. [repeated line]

View Quote I took the liberty of bullshitting you.

View Quote This is glue. Strong stuff!

View Quote Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now!

View Quote Why da ya gotta be so negative all the time? Why can't ya offer some...constructive criticism?

View Quote [To Jake] I bet those cops have got SCMODS. State County Municipal Offender Data System

View Quote [During a car chase in the parking lot of a shopping mall] You want out of this parking lot? OK!"

View Quote [During same car chase inside a shopping mall] The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year.

View Quote [On surviving an exploding phone booth] Hey, Jake. Gotta be at least seven dollars worth of change here.

View Quote [To the "Chic Lady", Twiggy, in the Jaguar at the gas station, and affecting fake Chicago accent] You want I should wipe the dead bugs off the windshield, ma'am?

View Quote [Start of the song "Everybody Needs Somebody"] We're so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight. And we would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Illinois's law enforcement community who have chosen to join us here in the Palace Hotel Ballroom at this time. We do sincerely hope you all enjoy the show, and please remember people that no matter who you are and what you do to live, thrive and survive there are still some things that make us all the same. You, me, them, everybody, everybody!