'Joliet' Jake Blues quotes
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Yes! Yes! Jesus H. tap-dancin' Christ, I have seen the light!
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[At the Chez Paul restaurant, talking in fake foreign accent] How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!
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[Again, at Chez Paul, talking in foreign accent] You! How much for your wife? Ha ha ha ha ha!
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I usually get inside the car so I can sign the check on the glove compartment lid.
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I ran outta gas! I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from outta town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts!! It wasn't my fault I swear to God!!!
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This don't look like no expressway to me!
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You got us into this parking lot pal! Now you get us out!
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If you say "no", Elwood and I will come here for breakfast, lunch and dinner - every day of the week.
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First, you trade the Bluesmobile in for a microphone. Then, you lie to me about the band. Now, you're about to get me put back in the joint on the very day I just got out!
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[During a car chase in a mall] ...disco pants and haircuts...
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[Same car chase, after Elwood says baby clothes] This place has got everything!