Borat : What is a 'not' jokes? Pat Haggerty : A 'not' joke is when we're trying to make fun of something and what we do is, we make a statement that we pretend is true but at the end, we say 'not,' which means it's not true. Borat : So teach me how to make one. Pat Haggerty : Alright. What color is your suit? Borat : This suit is gray. Pat Haggerty : Gray. I would call it blue, okay? ' Borat : It's gray. Pat Haggerty : Alright, it's blue-gray. But it... Borat : Well, it's more gray. Pat Haggerty : It's certainly not black, right? Alright, let's say it's gray. But it's not... Borat : It is gray. Pat Haggerty : Okay, so a 'not' joke, I would say, 'That suit is black. Not!' Borat : This-a suit is NOT BLACK! Pat Haggerty : No, no, 'not' has to be at the end. Borat : Oh, okay. Pat Haggerty : Okay. Borat : This suit is black not. Pat Haggerty : This suit is black. Pause. You know what a pause is? Borat : Yes. Pat Haggerty : This suit is black. Not! Borat : This suit is black, pause, not. Pat Haggerty : No, you don't say 'pause.' This suit is black... That's a pause. Not! Borat : This suit is black... Pat Haggerty : Okay, um... I don't... I don't...I'm not quite... Borat :...Not!

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