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[Borat and Azamat decide to stay at a bed-and-breakfast for the night; Borat knocks on the door]
Jewish Man: Hi.
Borat: Thank you. You have room for tonight?
Jewish Man: Oh, yes. Yes, definitely. Come on in.
Jewish Woman: So, come on in. Your friend, also.
Borat: Oh, beautiful house.
Jewish Woman: All the paintings in the house, I did.
Borat: [looking at one of the paintings] What is this man?
Jewish Woman: This is a Yemenite Jew, and he's working on a piece of jewelry. The Yemenites were also jewelers.
Borat: Why you have a picture of a Jew?
Jewish Woman: Because I'm Jewish, so I have lots of pictures of Jews.
[Borat is shocked and horrified to hear his hosts are Jewish; they then show Borat and Azamat to the room]
Jewish Woman: This is the room, and, uh, do you need two pillows?
Borat: Great, thank you. Lovely place. [closes the door and whispers to Azamat] They're Jews.
Azamat: I know that now. They'll kill us. We need to escape.


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