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Mom: [Driving Mason Jr. home from school] I had a good meeting with Miss Butler this time, I kinda like her.
Mason: What'd she say?
Mom: Well, she said that you weren't turning in your homework assignments. And I told her, "I know he does them 'cause I check 'em every night." She said she found a big chunk of 'em crumpled up at the bottom of your backpack.
Mason: She didn't ask for 'em.
Mom: Well, baby, she doesn't have to. You're just supposed to turn 'em in. And she said you're still staring out the window all day.
Mason: Not all day.
Mom: And said that you destroyed her pencil sharpener.
Mason: Not on purpose!
Mom: Wait—she said that you crammed a bunch of rocks in it.
Mason: I thought if we could sharpen pencils, maybe we could sharpen rocks.
Mom: [beat] Well, what were you gonna do with a bunch of sharpened rocks?
Mason: I was trying to make arrowheads for my rock collection.
Mom: ...Hmm.


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