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Intellectual at party: [struggling against an attack by Void] I take it back! [Void snarls] I'm sorry I called Nabokov a pedophile!
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Intellectual: [defending himself against oncoming zombies] Some of my best friends are Pedophiles! [His famous last words]
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Undertaker: [as Vera's eyes pop out and green slime sprays out] Cranial blowout!
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Zombie Mother: No one will ever love you like your mother!
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Zoo Keeper: Story goes, these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkeys.
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Paquita Maria Sanchez: Fernando!! [Looks at Lionel] Your mother ate my dog!
Lionel Cosgrove: Not all of it.
Lionel Cosgrove: Not all of it.
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[the Sumatran rat monkey bites Mum, and she crushes it with the heel of her stiletto]
Zoo Keeper: Holy shit!
Mum: Look at this! It bit me. I've been savaged! And my dress!
Zoo Keeper: Holy shit!
Mum: Look at this! It bit me. I've been savaged! And my dress!
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[about to charge at the zombies with a hoisted law mower] Party's over!
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[After pus from Vera's bite wound squirts into his custard] Damn fine custard... rich and creamy, just the way I like it!
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[as an excuse for punching Selywn and stuffing it into a bag] Hyperactive...
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Ahhh, so you found your father's old stag movies, did ya? [Pause] Is that the one with the donkey and the chambermaid?
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I kick arse for the Lord!
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I'm a New Zealand zoo official, and this monkey is going to Newtown!
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Listen! You no pick up the cage, you no get the big dollars.
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She's history! I know what to do, I've read the comics! Total... bodily... dismemberment!