William : Are you in the habit of riding off in the rain with strangers? Murron : It was the best way to make you leave. William : Well, if I can ever work up the courage to ask you again, I'll send you a written warning first. Murron : 'O it wouldn't do you much good. I can't read. William : Can you not? Murron : No. William : Well that's something we shall have to remedy, isn't it? Murron : You're going to teach me to read, then? William : Aye, if you like. Murron : Aye. William : In what language? Murron : Are you showing off now? William : That's right. Are you impressed yet? Murron : No. Why, should I be? William : [in French] Yes. Because every single day I thought about you. Murron : Do that standing on your head and I'll be impressed. William : My kilt may fly up but I'll try. Murron : You certainly didn't learn any manners on your travels. William : I'm afraid the Romans have far worse manners than I. Murron : You've been to Rome? William : Aye, Uncle Argyle took me on a pilgrimage. Murron : What was it like? William : [in French] Not nearly as beautiful as you. Murron : What does that mean? William : Beautiful. But I belong here.

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