Lead Thug: I'll tell you what. When a monkey comes out of my butt, you'll get your sorry. How about that?
Bruce: What a coincidence, because that's... today.
[A monkey comes out of lead Thug's butt] Thug #1: Hey, did that monkey just come out your crack, man?
Thug #2: This is some voodoo shit, man! Vamanos!
Bruce: Are you guys leavin'? Hey, don't forget your parting gifts! [Breathes hornets at them]
Bruce: Hey, little anal-dwelling butt monkey. Time for you to go home, little buddy.
Bruce: What a coincidence, because that's... today.
[A monkey comes out of lead Thug's butt] Thug #1: Hey, did that monkey just come out your crack, man?
Thug #2: This is some voodoo shit, man! Vamanos!
Bruce: Are you guys leavin'? Hey, don't forget your parting gifts! [Breathes hornets at them]
Bruce: Hey, little anal-dwelling butt monkey. Time for you to go home, little buddy.
Lead Thug : I'll tell you what. When a monkey comes out of my butt, you'll get your sorry. How about that?
Bruce : What a coincidence, because that's... today .
[A monkey comes out of lead Thug's butt]
Thug #1 : Hey, did that monkey just come out your crack, man?
Thug #2 : This is some voodoo shit, man! Vamanos!
Bruce : Are you guys leavin'? Hey, don't forget your parting gifts! [Breathes hornets at them]
Bruce : Hey, little anal-dwelling butt monkey. Time for you to go home, little buddy.
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