Lord John Whorfin quotes
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Sealed with a curse as sharp as a knife. Doomed is your soul and damned is your life.
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Laugh'a while you can, monkeyboy!
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History is'a made at night! Character is what you are in the dark!
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It'a makes the ganglia TWITCH!
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Home! Home is where you hang your hat! I feel so broke up... I want to go HOME!
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...You got that honey?! John...J-O-H-N!
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May I pass along my congratulations for your great interdimensional breakthrough. I am sure, in the miserable annals of the Earth, you will be duly enshrined.
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BANZAI! I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!!!