Buffy the Vampire Slayer quotes

72 total quotes

Lothos
Merrick
Multiple Characters
Pike
The Coach

View Quote "Hey, you missed practice again today. I think you better sit down and think about how that made me feel."

View Quote "I don't believe this! The world is under attack by legions of the undead, and you're going to a mixer?!?"

View Quote "I have detention slips here, and I'm not afraid to use them!" [to horde of vampires attacking the school gym]

View Quote "I have to fall down now."

View Quote "I just think it sounds cool, you know? Buyer, buying, to buy..." [about her future career as a 'Buyer']

View Quote "I think I'll just hang out here. Make sure the sun comes up and everything."

View Quote "I'm leaving, man, I'm bailing town. This place has gotten way too hairy."

View Quote "I'm not disappointed, I'm just angry!"

View Quote "I'm the Chosen One, and I choose to be shopping."

View Quote "Look — air!" [distracting dull-witted vampire henchmen]

View Quote "Merrick — you made a joke! Are you okay? I mean, do you wanna lie down? I know it hurts the first time."

View Quote "Mmm. Wouldn't you guys love me in this?" [holding up a new jacket in front of her]

View Quote "Now I'm really pissed off." [with stake protruding from his chest]

View Quote "Now, what do we say on the court? Repeat after me: 'I am a person. I have a right to the ball'."

View Quote "Sorry about your guitar." [after staking a vampire with a piece of Pike's guitar]