[ Larry jogs out to the mound to break up a players' conference ] Larry : Excuse me, but what the hell's going on out here? Crash Davis : Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. We need a live... is it a live rooster? [ Jose nods ] Crash Davis : . We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present. [ to the players ] Crash Davis : Is that about right? [ the players nod ] Crash Davis : We're dealing with a lot of shit. Larry : Okay, well, uh... candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern. Okay, let's get two! Go get 'em.

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