Robert Caulfield : You in charge here? Albain : See that sign there? Caulfield : Yes. Albain : Well, read it. Caulfield : I did. Albain : Out loud. Caulfield : A&A Crop Dusting Service. Albain : You wanna know who I am? Caulfield : I bet you're one of the A's. Albain : But which one? I bet you can't answer that question, smart-ass. Caulfield : The first one. Albain : Wrong. Caulfield : Can I have one more guess? Albain : You got it. Caulfield : The second one. Albain : Wrong. I'm both of them. My name is AlBaine. Now, I got a son. You know, the other A was for him but he don't like to fly. He became a lawyer. I think he's a pervert so I took the A away from him. You want to speak to someone in charge, you're speaking to the both of them. Caulfield : My name is Caulfield. Albain : Hey, I can't help that.

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