Cars quotes

View Quote A video game-exclusive sequel to the movie of the same name. Fillmore: So, turn right to go left, right?
Lightning McQueen: Uh, yeah.
Fillmore: Whoa. Deep.
Doc Hudson: You still remember how to handle yourself on dirt?
Lightning McQueen: Yeah yeah, right to go left. And this time, I'm not going into the cactus, old timer.
Lightning McQueen: Hey! This isn't how the story goes!
Tow Mater: I won! I won! W-U-N won!
Doc Hudson: You race like you run your mouth, you'd have that Piston Cup already!
Fletcher: Now, why gold, my dear boy?
El Guapo: This is all about the winning. You cannot take first place if you do not look the part.
Fletcher: Oh? And what makes you think you can best us in the next competition?
El Guapo: Easy. I see you have silver on your rims.
Lightning McQueen: He's got a point there.
Vince: You think you's the best racecar around. Well, if you want ta be the best, first you gotta beat the best.
Lightning McQueen: I take it that would be you's guys?
Vince: What, you don't believe us? You don't believe me, I will t'row down wit' you right here, right now!
Barry: Yeah! Throw down! Down to the ground! On the road! [Vince slaps Barry]
Mia: Oh my gosh! There he is!
Tia: It's totally him!
Mia: Hi Lightning!
Tia: Remember us?
Lightning McQueen: Of course, are you kidding? Who could forget... Yeah, you look familiar. Yeah.
Mia & Tia: He remembers us!
Tow Mater: [staring right at the camera] Hey, what's that red light flashin' in there for?
Darrell Cartrip: Uh dude, it means you're on live on camera.
Tow Mater: I'm on the TV? WHOO-HOO! I gotta call the relatives!
Count Spatula: MCQUEEN! GET OVER HERE! I WILL FLATTEN YOU LIKE A PANCAKE!
The Crippler: YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM US! AH-HA-HA-HA!
Ginormous: AAAAAAAAAAH!
[Deleted scene]
Lightning McQueen: [returning after jumping over a huge billboard sign] Well? What'd you think?
Ramone: That was, yeah, that was a pretty cool jump.
Lightning McQueen: A jump? That wasn't a jump! Didn't you see me? I flew!
Ramone: Looked like a jump to me.
Lightning McQueen: What are you talking about? When I took off, those two birds in that tree, I heard them. One said "Look, it's a flying car!"
Ramone: Uh...bird's can't talk.
Lightning McQueen: Yeah, but if they could, they would say...look, I can fly. [Sally passes by and eyes him]
[McQueen just beat Chick in a road race]
Lightning McQueen: Yeah, I forgot to tell you Chick. The roads around here aren't like the tracks you and I are used to. They got these things called "right turns".
Chick Hicks: Right turns - who cares? Wasn't a real race anyway. Nobody saw it. You know, if a tree falls in a forest and there's nobody around to be seen, does anybody see it? I mean, hear it?
[Character Select quotes in Arcade Mode and VS. Mode] Lightning McQueen Have you ever heard the word "perfection"? That's me! Yeah, me, Lightning McQueen.

View Quote If anyone asks, we was out smashing mailboxes!OK?

View Quote There's a lot of love out there, you know man?

View Quote [All the main characters are at the Drive-In Theater]
Sign: Toy Car Story
'Woody: YOU! ARE A TOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! CAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Buzz Lightyear: You are a sad, strange little Wagon. You have my pity. Farewell!
Woody: Oh yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony!
Hamm: I hate to break up the road rally, guys, but: THEY'RE HERE! BIRTHDAY GUESTS AT 3 O'CLOCK!
Mack: Oh boy! Whoever does the voice of that piggy truck, I'm tellin' you, he's one great actor!
Sign: Monster Trucks Inc.
Mike: We're banished, genius! Stuck out here in this wasteland without chains!
Sulley: But Mike, the Boomobile is in trouble! She needs our help!
Mike: You're still not listening! [Looks behind Sulley, who turns around]
Abominable Snowplow: Welcome to the Himalayas! Snow Cone?
Mack: Oh boy! That Abominable Snowplow is quite the comic thespian.
Sign: A Bug's Life
Flik: Circus cars!? How can you be circus cars!?
P.T. Flea: These are the lousiest circus cars in the world. And they're gonna make me rich!
Mack: Wait a minute. They're just using the same actor over and over again!!!!!!!!! What kind of a cut-rate production is this!?

View Quote Lightning McQueen: [Driving away from Radiator Springs] Woo Hoo! Goodbye Radiator Springs and goodbye Bessie! California, here I come! [Continues speeding away] Oh feel that wind... Yes! [Engine begins to sputter] No... no... no no no! Out of gas?! How could I be out of gas?! [Stops right in front of Sheriff and Sally]
Sheriff: [Chuckles] Boy, we ain't as dumb as you think we are.
Lightning McQueen: Bu-bu-but... but how did...?
Sally: We siphened your gas while you were passed out. Kachow! [Does Lightning's bid maneuver]
Lightning McQueen: [Irritated from light in his windsheild] Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! [Huffs in defeat]

View Quote She's my fianc?e. Naw, jus' kiddin'! She just likes me for my body.

View Quote Flo Mmm-hmm. Stop on by sometime, baby, for a nice can o'fuel!

View Quote Ramone Hey, you need a new paint job, hm?

View Quote Chick Hicks Ka-chicka, Ka-chicka! WHOO! You rock! No, you rock!

View Quote I didn't come all this way just to see you quit.

View Quote He did WHAT in his cup?!

View Quote [McQueen mentions that he's a race car] Excuse me, did you say that you are a race car? I have followed racing, my entire life. My whole life! [McQueen tells him his name] Lightning McQueen! I must scream it to the world, my excitement from the top of some place very high! Do you know many Ferrari's? [McQueen tells him he's in the Piston Cup] Luigi follow only the Ferraris.

View Quote "The King" Strip Weathers So you like to win, do you?

View Quote [A herd of tractors is heading towards the town.]
Ramone: Oh man, the paint's still wet!
[Red moves in front of the statue and blows his airhorn, causing some of the tractors to rear up on themselves, while others go elsewhere.]
Luigi: No no no no, get out of the store! Hey! Don't eat the radial! Here, take-a the snow tire.
[A tractor is seen behind Lightning chasing Fillmore and being chased by Sarge while Sheriff is trying to round up the tractors.]
Sheriff: Mater!
Tow Mater: I wasn't tractor tippin'!
Sheriff: Then where did all of these gull-dern tractors come from?!
Fillmore: Whoa! Whoa boy! Whoa!
Lightning McQueen: Hey, hey guys. There's one going this way. I got it.[goes off and follows the one tractor.]

View Quote Tow Mater Aw, your name's not Mater too, is it?