Mike Teavee quotes

View Quote [after being asked how a candy bar tasted] I don't know. I hate chocolate.

View Quote You think he's a genius, but he's an idiot! But I'm not.

View Quote You don't understand anything about science. First off, there's a difference between waves and particles. DUH! Second, the amount of power it would take to convert energy into matter would be like nine atomic bombs! ~ after Willy Wonka explains the concept of 'television chocolate'

View Quote [from trailer] Back off, you little freaks!