Cheech quotes
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Responsibility is a heavy responsibility!
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[singing] Mexican Americans / love education / so they go to night school / and take Spanish / and get a B.
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[to a girl on the phone] You wanna come over to my place? Okay, I'll be here with balls on.
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Somebody ripped off the thing I ripped off!
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Holy sheep shit! It's guitar heaven!
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Man, if you had a second brain, it would die of loneliness, man.
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[waiting on date to arrive] Man, hurry up, bitch. I got lots of shit to do. Shit. If that bitch doesn't hurry up and get here, I'll have to wait some more.
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Shit, man. I'm gonna be late for work again. That's the fifth time this week, and it's only Tuesday, man.
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Hey, that's a pretty nice car, man. Better get it back to the circus before they find out it's gone.