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(Singing) You can like the life you're living, you can live the life you like. You can even marry Harry, and mess around with Ike!
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(Smoking her cigarette and smoke puffs from her red lips) Cicero.
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[Billy Flynn goes to cross-examine Velma Kelly] Ladies and gentlemen...a tap dance.
Annie (Merry Murderess)
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And then I started foolin' around... and then I started screwin' around, which is foolin' around without dinner.
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Boy, what a sap I was!
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I don't like to blow my own horn, but if Jesus Christ lived in Chicago today, and he had come to me and he had five thousand dollars, let's just say things would have turned out differently.
Matron 'Mama' Morton
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I just can't take it anymore! You can't go anywhere without hearing about that dumb tomato! (Mama sits up with her hair dyed like Roxie's) Oh, no, Mama, not you too.
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It's all a circus, kid. A three ring circus. These trials - the whole world - all showbusiness. But kid, you're working with a star - the biggest!
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Look honey, you want some advice? Well, here it is, direct from me to you. Keep your paws 'off my underwear, 'kay?
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Miss Velma Kelly in an act...of desperation.
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Mr. Billy Flynn and the press conference rag. Notice how his mouth never moves...almost.
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My audience loves me. And I love them. And they love me for lovin' them and I love them for lovin' me. And we love each other. And that's cause none of us got enough love in our childhoods. And that's showbiz, kid.
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My sister Veronica and I had this double act, and my husband Charlie traveled around with us. Now for the last number in our act, we did these twenty acrobatic tricks in a row. One, two, three, four, five, splits, spread-eagles, backflips, flip-flops, one right after the other. So this one night before the show, we're down at the Hotel Cicero; the three of us, boozin'... having a few laughs. And we ran out of ice, so I go out to get some. I come back... open the door... and there's Veronica and Charlie, doing number seventeen: the spread-eagle. Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out, I can't remember a thing. It wasn't until later...when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead!
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Oh, and by the way, here's a piece of advice from me to you: lay off the caramels.
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They'd love you a lot more if you were hanged. You know why? Because it would sell more papers. That's Chicago.