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Col. Cochrane: At Kent, we take bed wetters and we turn them into men. So grow-up, Barclay. It's time to forget these fantasies of killer dolls.
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Mr. Sullivan: And what are children after all, but consumer trainees?
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Andy: He was carrying a Good Guy doll just before the accident.
Whitehearst: Good Guys? I remember those.
Andy: Yeah, me too.
Whitehearst: Good Guys? I remember those.
Andy: Yeah, me too.
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Andy: What are you doing?
Whitehearst: Polishing Sheldon's shoes.
Andy: He makes you polish his shoes?
Whitehearst: No, I offered out of the kindness of my heart.
Whitehearst: Polishing Sheldon's shoes.
Andy: He makes you polish his shoes?
Whitehearst: No, I offered out of the kindness of my heart.
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Chucky: Hey! Long time, no see, pal!
Andy: No! You're dead! We killed you!
Chucky: You know what they say. "You just can't keep a Good Guy down." [Laughs, then notices an adult magazine on the desk.] Andy... how you've grown.
Andy: You're not gonna kill me, you need me. You need to transfer your soul into my body.
Chucky: Wrong again, wimp! I got some fresh meat lined up, and I'm not gonna let you spoil it, not this time!
Andy: Tyler?
Chucky: Yeah. Just think, Chucky's gonna be your bro. [Laughs.]
Andy: No! You're dead! We killed you!
Chucky: You know what they say. "You just can't keep a Good Guy down." [Laughs, then notices an adult magazine on the desk.] Andy... how you've grown.
Andy: You're not gonna kill me, you need me. You need to transfer your soul into my body.
Chucky: Wrong again, wimp! I got some fresh meat lined up, and I'm not gonna let you spoil it, not this time!
Andy: Tyler?
Chucky: Yeah. Just think, Chucky's gonna be your bro. [Laughs.]
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Chucky: Who the **** are you?
Tyler: I thought you guys only said three sentences.
Chucky: I'm new and improved.
Tyler: I thought you guys only said three sentences.
Chucky: I'm new and improved.
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Chucky: You're a ****ing drag, you know that?
Tyler: Watch your mouth, Charles.
Chucky: STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!
Tyler: What's that knife for?
Chucky: A good soldier is always prepared, Tyler...
Tyler: Barclay was right. You're not a Good Guy.
Chucky: [Laughs] Sorry, kid, you got me. I'm bad.
Tyler: Watch your mouth, Charles.
Chucky: STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!
Tyler: What's that knife for?
Chucky: A good soldier is always prepared, Tyler...
Tyler: Barclay was right. You're not a Good Guy.
Chucky: [Laughs] Sorry, kid, you got me. I'm bad.
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DeSilva: [whispers] You asshole.
Shelton: What did you say?
DeSilva: I said "You asshole", sir.
Shelton: You think you're pretty funny, don't you, DeSilva?
DeSilva: Yes, I do, sir.
Shelton: What did you say?
DeSilva: I said "You asshole", sir.
Shelton: You think you're pretty funny, don't you, DeSilva?
DeSilva: Yes, I do, sir.
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Sgt. Botnick: The Romans invented the military cut. You know why?
Andy: Why?
Sgt. Botnick: To keep their hair short, so their enemies couldn't grab a hold of it in battle and slit their throat.
Andy: Why?
Sgt. Botnick: To keep their hair short, so their enemies couldn't grab a hold of it in battle and slit their throat.
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Aw, you gotta be ****ing kidding me!
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Don't **** with the Chuck!
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Just like the good ol' days. Nothin' like a good strangulation to get the circulation goin'.
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Man! I've really gotta get out of this body!
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Presto, you're dead
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Tyler? Come out, come out wherever you are. Olly, olly, oxen free! Get out here, you little son of a bitch!