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Nobody can expect you to remember every near-death experience.
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Parenthood being the opiate of the masses.
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People had been working for so many years to make the world a safe organized place. Nobody realized how boring it would become.
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So if you think this is going to save you...
If you think anything is going to save you...
Please consider this your final warning
Please consider this your final warning
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Sponges don't have bad days.
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The deluded little rube who thought he could ever earn enough, know enough, own enough, run fast enough, hide well enough. **** enough.
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The diseases a mother can pass to her baby are TORCH: Toxoplasmosis, Other (meaning syphilis and HIV), Rubella, Cytomegalovirus, and Herpes. It helps if you can picture a mother passing the torch to her baby.
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The glue and resin smell in new cars is formaldehyde, she'd tell him, the same thing they use to preserve dead bodies.
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The half-moon looks up at us, reflected in a silver pie tin of beer. [...] Denny drinks about half the beer and says, "This is how they drink beer in Europe, dude." Out of slug traps? "No, dude," Denny says. He hands me the pie tin and says "Flat and warm."
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The magic of sex is it's acquisition without the burden of possessions. No matter how many women you take home, there's never a storage problem.
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The magic of sexual addiction is you don't ever feel hungry or tired or bored or lonely.
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The only thing that separates us from the animals...is we have pornography.
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The past, the future, life on other planets, everything is such a projection of life as we know it.
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The world won't end with a whimper or a bang, but with a discreet, tasteful announcement: 'Bill Rivervale, phone call holding, line two.' Then nothing.
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There's an opposite to Deja vu. They call it jamais vu. It's when you meet the same people or visit places, again and again, but each time is the first. Everybody is a stranger. Nothing is ever familiar.