[After Dante finds out about Veronica and Snowball] Dante :...You sucked that guy's d*ck?! Veronica : .Well, yeah. How do you think I knew--? Dante : But you said you only had sex with three different guys; you never mentioned him! Veronica : Because I never had sex with him. Dante : You sucked his d*ck! Veronica : We went out a few times. We never had sex but we fooled around. Dante : Oh my God, why did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys? Veronica : Because I did only have sex with three different guys; that doesn't mean I didn't just go with people. Dante : Oh my God, I feel so nauseous! Veronica : I'm sorry, Dante, I thought you understood! Dante : I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said! Veronica : Please calm down. Dante : How many? Veronica : Dante-- Dante : How many d*cks have you sucked?! Veronica : Let it go! Dante : How many?! Veronica : All right, shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you ****ed! Dante : This is different, this is important! How many?! [long pause as customer buys something] Dante : ...Well?! Veronica : Something like 36. Dante : What?! Something like 36?! Veronica : Lower your voice. Dante : Wait a minute, what is that anyway, something like 36?! Does that include me?! Veronica : Ummm, 37. Dante : I'm 37?! Veronica : I'm going to class. [Customer comes up to counter] Dante : Oh, my God. [To Customer] 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 d*cks! Customer : In a row?

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