Angry man : Now lose the skates, Dorothy Hamill, and open the ****in' store! Hockey player : Dante, where are ya? Angry man : He's busy! Dante : In a second! Angry man : **** "in a second"! This--oh look at you, you can't even pass! Dante : Hey, I can pass! Angry man : How 'bout covering the point? Man, you suck. Dante : Who are you to make assessments? Angry man : Hey, I'll assess all I want, pal. Hockey player : Hey, Dante, you in or out? Angry man : Don't pass to this guy. He sucks! You suck! Dante : Oh, like you're any better? Angry man : Hey, I'll whoop your ass any day, pal! Dante : Oh, it's easy to for you to say from over here! Angry man : Gimme your stick, pretty boy. I'll knock your ****in' teeth out and pass all over your ass! Customer : Hey, you open? William Black : Yeah, you open? Dante and Angry man : No!

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