[Dante and Randal have just returned from a wake] Dante : I can't ****in' believe you! Randal : I'm tellin' you, it wasn't my fault! Dante : You knocked the casket over! Randal : It was an accident! Dante : (sarcastically) Like somebody knocks a casket over on purpose! Randal : It wasn't a big deal! Dante : Her ****in' body fell out! Randal : Just put it back in; it's not like it matters if she breaks something! Dante : Just go! Just go open the video store! Jay : Yeah, open the video store! Randal : Shut the **** up, junkie! [Jay comes and farts on Randal and then hides behind Dante.] Dante : Please, just go open the video store! Jay : Yeah, you ****-smokin' clerk! Dante : [to Jay] And what did I tell you about dealin' in front of the store?! Jay : I'm not dealin' in front of the store! [A guy walks up to Jay] Random Person : You dealin'? Jay : Yeah, man, what you want? [Dante, resigned, walks angrily into the Quick Stop.]

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