Larry quotes

View Quote I know who you are. I love you. I love everything about you that hurts.

View Quote Don't say it! Don't you ****ing say I'm too good for you. I am, but don't say it.

View Quote [speaking to Anna] You'd be my whore. And in return I will pay you with your liberty.

View Quote Dan, I lied to you. I really did **** Alice. I'm sorry I had to tell you, but I'm just not big enough to forgive you, Buster.

View Quote You've ever seen a human heart? It looks like a fist, wrapped in blood!

View Quote You don't know the first thing about love, because you don't understand compromise.

View Quote That's the spirit. Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. Now **** off and die, you ****ed up slag.

View Quote You writer! You liar!

View Quote Anna: I haven't even seen you for a year.
Dan: Yes you have...
Anna: Only because you've stalk me outside my studio.
Dan: I never stalk, I lurk. and when I'm not there, you look for me.
Anna: How do you know if you are not there?
Dan: Because I am there, lurking from a distance.

View Quote Dan: Didn't fancy my sandwiches?
Alice: Don't eat fish.
Dan: Why not?
Alice: Fish piss in the sea.
Dan: So do children.
Alice: I don't eat children either.

View Quote Dan: What were you doing in New York?

Alice: You know...
Dan: Well no, I don't. What, were you studying?
Alice: Stripping. Look at your little eyes...
Dan: I can't see my little eyes.

View Quote Dan: At six, we stand round the computer and read the next day's page, make final changes, put in a few euphemisms to amuse ourselves...
Alice: Such as?
Dan: He was a convivial fellow-meaning he was an alcoholic. He valued his privacy-gay. He enjoyed his privacy-raging queen.
Alice: What would my euphemism be?
Dan: She was... disarming.
Alice: That's not a euphemism.
Dan: Yes, it is.

View Quote Dan: I fell in love with her, Alice.
Alice: Oh, as if you had no choice? There's a moment, there's always a moment, I can do this, I can give in to this, or I can resist it, and I don't know when your moment was, but I bet there was one.

View Quote Dan: I want Anna back.
Larry: She's made her choice.
Dan: I owe you an apology. I fell in love with her. My intention was not to make you suffer.
Larry: So where's the apology, ya ****.
Dan: I apologize. If you love her you'll let her go so she can be happy.
Larry: She doesn't want to be happy.
Dan: Everybody wants to be happy.
Larry: Depressives don't. They want to be unhappy to confirm they're depressed. If they were happy they couldn't be depressed anymore. They'd have to go out into the world and live. Which can be depressing.

View Quote Alice: I'm not a whore.
Larry: I wouldn't pay.

View Quote Larry: So Anna tells me your bloke wrote a book. Any good?
Alice: Of course.
Larry: It's about you, isn't it?
Alice: Some of me.
Larry: Oh? What did he leave out?
Alice: The truth.

View Quote Anna: Why is the sex so important?
Larry: Because I'm a ****ing caveman!

View Quote Dan: You've ruined my life.
Anna: You'll get over it.

View Quote Alice: I hate you.
Dan: I'm sorry.
Alice: Irrelevant!

View Quote Larry: Tell me your name. [throws down a note]
Alice: Thank you. My name is Jane.
Larry: No, not that, your real name. [throws down another note]
Alice: Thank you. My name is Jane.
Larry: Your real name! Tell me your real name! I know your name is Alice! [throws down the rest of his money]
Alice: Thank you. My real name is plain Jane Jones.

View Quote Alice: **** me.
Dan: Again? We have to get up at 6.
'Alice: How can one man be so endlessly disappointing?
Dan: That's my charm.

View Quote Larry: Anna? I got the coat. The white coat.
Anna: So I see.
Larry: I´m Larry, the doctor.
Anna: Hello, Dr. Larry.
Larry: Feel free to call me "The Sultan".

View Quote Alice: Why do you love her? Is it because she is successful?
Dan: No, it´s because she doesn't need me!

View Quote Dan: When I get back, please tell me the truth.
Alice: Why?
Dan: Because I'm addicted to it. Because without it, we're animals. Trust me.

View Quote Dan: I don't wanna hurt you.
Alice: So why are you?